i failed puberty.

ful-fisk:

theroguez:

lucid-spike:

yandere-kittycats-desu:

jeydieweydie:

derpyhoovespegasus:

ask-brownie-hooves:

ask-candlelight:

asktartaurus:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Chrono Trigger. You travel through time picking up a bunch of deadbeats to eventually fight a giant evil space porcupine.

Portal: You make magical holes in walls.

Call of duty

Mega man (ALL OF THEM): Blue robot that shoots lemons that hurt to save the universe from a cranky old man.

call of duty

Amnesia: The Dark Descent. You run around as some guy that won’t shut up and some corpse name Agrippa that wouldn’t shut up until you took of his head with a bone saw, which you can’t use as a weapon, by the way, and you have to avoid being hugged by the guy with the strait jacket and the other one with the vagina for a head.

Penumbra. You’re defenseless in lame ass Greenland in a mine and you get sick

Red Dead Redemption: You’re an old fart of a cowboy who murdered a bunch of people and pissed off the government, and the only way you can get your life back is by murdering more people

Pokémon. You are some small guy or girl that gets kicked out from home at the age of 10. After that you just walk around. Trying to throw balls at monsters that looks like animals. For example fishes that cant do shit.

Then you find people that are supposed to be the best at using their monsters to fight and then you fight them, only to get some small badge and some pocket money that your mom takes from you.

When you finally are the best, like no one ever was, you will find your rival fucking shit up for you.

Then you are done.

Super Metroid. Alien want to lay eggs in your skull. You are not the jellyfish’s mother. Did I mention the year is 1995?

regardez-vous-le-bear-polar:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

actually, it’s mostly gay porn

^

(Source: youjustinspiredme)

magesmagesmages:

valotoxin:

the-silence-is-killing-me:

mrsdetectiveryan:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

this makes me cry. just. all of this.

there’s just so much science all packed into this one post

SCIENCE.

(Source: stanggrl)

gingerhaole:

John and Sherlock, having a little two-person tenderness fest on the sofa, because it’s a nice day for it. Because it always a nice day for it.

If I was filthy rich, I would pay someone to just hang around and run their fingers through my hair all day. Of course, then I’d never get anything done. My point is, Sherlock has issues, and I think Doc Watson oughta prescribe a few intense hair-stroking sessions to calm his shit down. (Beats the hell out of cocaine, Sherlock, you dumb cunt.)

Color and composition inspired totally by Kozyndan. If only they were surrounded by empty fruit crates or something.

UM, IF I WAS RICH, I WOULD PAY THEM TO SIT AROUND AND STROKE EACH OTHER’S HAIR.

liamdryden:

ruinedchildhood:

proudpussy:

face-down-asgard-up:

fidelcashf1ow:

watermelectrode:

flyingscotsman:

Nailed it. (via MlkShk)

jasodifjasfFUCKINGHULK

that fucking hulk. and his fucking eyes.

holy shiiiiiiit

i can’t go on w/o these gentlemen in my life

the low budget sequel to the avengers movie

Earth’s Cheapest Heroes

you’re my favourite, devon

(Source: hickorysmokedhorsebuttholes)